- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
What does a house wear? Address!
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush
You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Why do teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears? They don’t have the right koala-fications.
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