“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
Chandler: “I got her machine.”Joey: “Her answering machine?”Chandler: “No. Interestingly enough her leafblower picked up.”
“If I were a guy and…did I just say ‘if I were a guy?'”
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
“Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.”
“I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
“Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men.”
“It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
“Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple. It opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”
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