Taken away from the game, all eight players are forced to take up 'normal' jobs following the clones' arrival.
Samba stars Neymar and David Luiz have taken up hairdressing with the latter insistent one customer gets a perm similar to his.
Real Madrid frontman Ronaldo is still modelling but has this time been relegated to the role of a mannequin in a shop window while Rooney has become a fisherman working on the docks.
Ibrahimovic, meanwhile struggles to sell old copies of his autobiography and moans: 'I am Zlatan, or I used to be.'
