A class teacher asked her students how many of them were Rahul Gandhi fans. All raised their hands except for Johnny. The teacher asked Johnny why , and the boy replied: “Because I'm not a Rahul Gandhi fan.” The teacher asked why. Johnny said, “Because I'm a BJP supporter.” The teacher asked why.
He replied, “Well, my mom is a BJP supporter and my Dad is a BJP supporter, so I am a BJP supporter.”
The teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” With a big smile, Johnny replied, “That would make me a Rahul Gandhi fan.”