Two of the world's biggest publishing houses are merging. I reckon Random Penguin will release combined versions of their top-selling books:
1) The Lion, the Witch and the Da Vinci Code.
2) 50 Shades of Black Beauty.
3) The Wind in the Women's Room.
4) Gone with the Mockingbird.
5) The Seven Habits of Harry Potter.
Can you think of any more?
