Thousands of spectators followed the scrum, screaming when they caught a glimpse of the ball.
There are unlikely to be more than two or three "goals" by the time the game finishes at 10 p.m. on Wednesday. The scorer is treated like a king, carried on the shoulders of his colleagues into the town centre.
"I've scored before," said Simon Hellaby, a 46-year-old Up'ard. "It was up there with the birth of my kids."