When we talk about dreams most individuals around the world start planning to achieve them, while we Indians start drooling over the fact that 'sleeping' is involved within.
And not just this, we have a deep-rooted habit of poking our minds in other's business, if allowed we'll offer 'free ka gyaan' and if not we'll sulk in silence!
Culture, cuisine, and clothes aren't the only things we are concerned about, but we believe in doing things differently, so if the world thinks black, we explore white!
It's quite easy to pick out an Indian from the crowd not because of their appearance, but for their overtly-intellectual pretence.
They would grew up their children to conquer the world but would die in fear if they got to know, their son/daughter dared to cross the road behind a black cat, and the best when their phones are coming switched off.
For the later (above) they would start thinking all kinds of nasty things that could happen to their child, for example “What if kidnappers abducted my child?”, “May be some U.F.O could have airlifted them?”, and the best, “Ismein kahin political ghotala to nhi?”
There is no end to their hilarious beliefs, so here's a look at some ironies that only an Indian could manage to live with....
1. They would want their child to go abroad for studies and would even pack Indian achaars and dry snacks along with religious stuff but would expect them to bring in for them 'IHearts NY' tees for their siblings, Gucci/Prada stuff for their mothers, and Wines/Whiskey for their father's.
2. They would buy their son's as young as 15-16 new bikes but would curse those riders who drive along the roads like maniacs.
3. For them it's ok to piss in public, but kissing is looked upon as hatred.
4. We all try hard to start getting punctual but instead we end up refining more excuses to put forth for being late again!
5. All our lives we heard 'never talk to strangers', but thanks to our parents we can sleep-in with strangers.
6. Many of us were not even born during wars between India & Pakistan, but we end up making for it during cricket matches.
7. It is okay to leave a heavy tip at a restaurant or big eatery but would hush away beggar asking for Rs 1.
8. For even working as a peon in an MNC requires a minimum education till 12th, but to hold high political positions needs no mention of even an 'E.'
