Paresh Rawal to Mahesh Manjrekar: Woh khada tha Gandhi ki tarah, par jhaad gaya aandhi ki tarah aur aapke aadmi gir gaye maachis ke kaandi ki tarah! ( He stood there like Gandhi, and bashed up like a hurricane, and your men fell like matchsticks)
"Biwi ka mangalsutra girwi rakh ke ye mutton biryani laya hoon" (I have brouth this mutton biryani after hypothecating by wife's mangalstura (marriage thread)
"Main anda paida hone se pehle hi omlette ki khushbu soongh leta hoon" (I smell the flavour of an omlette before a egg is hatched)