How to figure out if you are a total music addict? We thought of a very simple funda that can instantaneously detect if you are the ultimate music junkie on the face of this earth or not!
Here's the real deal.
Imagine this, you wake up late and your dad goes crazy and starts giving you guru gyan. Or even better, you are on a blind date, you are bored to death and you literally wanna kill your company. What do you do?
Option #1: You will typically make something up and excuse yourself. End of story.
Option #2: You will be all pretentious and ignorant. Act as if the other person is non-existent!
Option #3: You chuck everything and play a killer tune in your head and feel all blissful!
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Wherever you go, your headphones follow!
You can feel suicidal if you aren't carrying your headphones.
A song for every mood!
Invariably, you have an apt song every freakin time! Happy you, sad you, anxious you, crazy you, frustrated you, any situation and you gotta have a song!
When you are stressed, music is a breather and a healer.
You have had a rough day! And all you wanna do is, surrender to some good ‘ol music. Bob Marley rightly put it, “one good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” This couldn't have been truer!
Self-love means buying an instrument.
You have always had a thing for musical instruments. At least one in your lifetime you were hell-bent in buying the same guitar that Jimi Hendrix owned! And boy, you actually save to buy that dream instrument!
If music were a person, you would have been married for years!
Such earnest love, devotion, dedication and sincerity you have for music that you actually feel married! It's just music that can keep you sane.
You treat legends like Kishore Da, Burman Da, Jim Morrison, John Lennon and A R Rahman as gods!
You don't listen to music for the heck of it! You grow up listening to these stalwarts. You respect them, adore them and for you, they are the best peeps who could have happened to the music fraternity.
You hangout with your favourite artist in a pseudo way!
You have actually gone to great lengths to find that poster of your favourite rockstar. Your room was or still is filled with posters of the finest musicians.
If someone has the same taste in music as you, it's insta looove!
When you are least expecting it and you find out that someone shares the same taste or the playlist that you have, it ought to be love at first sight. You literally squeal and jump and go gaga over that person!
When drunk, you be like, leave me alone with my darn music!
It you are totally sloshed, you just crave for some alone time with some good music in the background. Entertaining anyone at this time is straight NO!
And, this one happens like all the time.
When in doubt, indulge in music therapy.
Whether you are alone or with people and you just can't relate to their conversation. All you do is, politely pull out your earphones and hell yeah, you are good to go!
