Read AAP jokes on internet: Binny has a gas problem

New Delhi: Here is a small compendium of jokes relating to Aam Aadmi Party current floating on the internet:Binny has a gas problem, will recover soon:The moment the list of six ministers for Delhi government was finalised, Vinod Kumar Binny threatened revolt. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas was sent past midnight to 'cure' him. This is what was said: "We are repeating, we are not in politics to become CM or ministers. Binny ji had some gas problem, and Dr Vishwas has given him some medicine. He will soon recover."How Kejriwal will halve power bills, give 700 litres free water:Media: Kejriwalji, people want to know how will you halve their power bills?Kejriwal: It's simple, we will supply 12 hour power instead of 24 hours. Power bills will come to half.Media: Sir, how will you supply 700 litres free water to each family?Kejriwal: It's also simple. People will be asked to carry water upto 700 litres from river Yamuna free of cost. For water above 700 litres, they will have to pay. Kejriwal's plan for Jan Lokpal Bill: Media: Kejriwal ji, people want to know when will you pass Jan Lokpal Bill?Kejriwal: It's simple. The bill will have to be passed by Parliament. Let people give us 272 seats in the next Lok Sabha polls, we will get the bills passed. Media: Will you be able to do it in 2014?Kejriwal: Well, we will get it passed in Lok Sabha, but for getting it passed in Rajya Sabha, where we do not have majority, we will have to wait five years. We will ask the people of states to elect us to assemblies, so that we can get majority in Rajya Sabha.Media: But then, the bill won't be passed before 2019?Kejriwal: I promise you we will not rest till Jan Lokpal Bill is passed, even if we have to wait for five more years. Some more jokes:--Get ready for more SMSes from Kejriwal: Should we or shouldn't we make Binny minister?--In Delhi's winter, people won't even need 700 litres of free water. Seven litres will do.--Before elections, Congress and AAP had a "36 ka aankada" (rival) relationship, but now they do have a 36 relationship.--One aam aadmi becomes CM, six more aam aadmi become ministers, remaining 20 aam aadmi become MLAs, out of those 20 aam aadmi is a man named Binny. Now you understand how difficult it is to form a govt of aam aadmi.