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Read Modi, Rahul jokes from the internet

New Delhi: The internet is flooded with jokes relating to BJP leader Narendra Modi and Congress leader Rahul Gandhi with Lok Sabha elections entering its last stage. Here are some of the jokes : God




After 9/11 terror attacks, the FBI in the US issues an ad to recruit agents from the general public.
 
Rahul  applied for the job. Called for the interview, Rahul Gandhi goes to the FBI office, where an FBI official sks him to sit down.  The FBI agent says:

“In this test, you be given a picture of a man. I will show you this for 5 seconds and you must describe everything that you remember of this man.”

The agent pulls out a picture. It's a picture of the side of a man's face. He puts the picture down.

“What do you remember?” said the FBI agent “Well… that man had one eye!” said Rahul Gandhi. “No no no!” the FBI agent yelled frustrated. “Lets try this again”.

The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man. Then puts it away.

“Now what do you remember?” he said. Rahul Gandhi thought for a while then said. “Um… that man had one ear!”

“No no no! Wrong! I'll give you one last try”

The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man again.

“NOW what did you see?” said the FBI agent. “Um… That man wears contacts!” said Rahul Gandhi. “Uh.. What?”

The FBI agent pulled out a piece of paper and examined it for 10 minutes.

“Wow! He does wear contacts! I never knew that! How did you know?”

“Well with one eye and one ear, you can't wear glasses” .