7. Sexual Harassment Kiss
In 1996 a six-year-old named Johnathan Prevette, a first grade student in North Carolina kissed a classmate innocently on the cheek.
His teacher reported him to the principal, Lisa Horne, who ordered him to spend the day in detention.
While this is asinine, this isn't what made this kiss famous. After appearing on a local radio show, the mother's story spread until the U.S. Department of Education rewrote the sexual harassment guidelines to omit kisses by first graders.
Our tax dollars at work, people. To be fair to Johnathan he stated the girl had requested the kiss.