Paresh Rawal to Mahesh Manjrekar: Shareer ka ek ek hissa chilla raha hai… Bharat bandh! (Each of the parts of my body is crying, Bharat bandh!)
Paresh Rawal to Mahesh Manjrekar: Aap tayyar ho jaiye jijaji, Ravi banega naya sarpanch aur aake marega aapke sar pe punch! (Jijaji (brother-in-law), get ready. Ravi will make you the new sarpanch and will then come to punch your head)
Paresh Rawal to Ajay Devgn: Yeh haath hai ki hathoda? Keedo ki basti mein yeh kaun aagaya makoda? (Is this an arm or a hammer? who's this spider in a locality of insects?)