Jokes on Sajid Khan's 'Humshakals' that will leave you in splits (read all)

New Delhi: Sajid Khan is laughing its way to bank with his highly criticized ‘Humshakals' , which has stunned the critics and audience who after watching this bizarre drama feel that there couldn't be nothing more torturous flick than this. While the team is all overwhelmed with the four days collection of Rs 44.53 cr and celebrated its success, the followers on the social media platform are enjoying mocking and making jokes out of the flick and its filmmaker.Read them all right here.UNO has declared Sajid Khan a threat to humanity.Spotted Sajid Khan in dark glasses walk into Cinemax today to catch Humshakals. He ran out in ten min. Even those shades couldn't protect him Exit interview of ppl coming out after watching Humshakals* Fav cricketer : Ishant Sharma Fav Politician : Rahul Gandhi Fav actor : KRKBREAKING: Govt has decided to station 2 ambulances outside every multiplex screening.CID ko laash ki jheb se humshakals ki ticket mili. ACP : case clear hai, it's a suicide.via SMS.Gabbar- Kitne aadmi the? Kaaliya-Dimag mat kharab kar, abi humshakals dekh k aa raha hu. Gabbar- Ok bhai sorry'Humshakals' has received an overwhelming response in China.. Sajid Khan is still alive because he never watches movies directed by him.Can we donate movie ticket money to send Sajid Khan to Iraq? Either ISIS will kill itself or Sajid Khan.Sajid Khan made Himmatwala before Humshakals because he wanted to find the people brave enough to be interested in his next torture..:PRecalling one of the promos of Aamir Khan ‘Satyamev Jayate', here is another interesting joke:In Front of Theatre Showing Humshakals Few people passed by. Aamir Khan said - Ye Satyamev Jayate Dekhenge. Few entered into the theatre Aamir said - Ye Housefull-3 bhi dekhenge Sajid Khan and Shirish Kunder are over!! Can SRK save @TheFarahKhan ??After Humshakals, list of top heavyweights (actresses) 5) Sonakshi Sinha 4) Vidya Balan 3) Ritesh Deshmukh 2) Saif 1) Ram Kapoor"Censor Board asks #SajidKhan to keep a gap of 5 years between his films to allow recovery from earlier ones.Sajid Khan again wasted a lot of money in making #Humshakals I see everyone in triples after few pegs.A moment of silence for all those who r goin to watch #Humshakals.Sajid Khan is actually promoting anti piracy by making such movies.If your day isn't going good, plz read the reviews for Sajid Khan's #Humshakals. He fails to make a funny movie, but reviewers did it!! :DSajid Khan is slowly emerging as the king of disastrous films.Sajid Khan's #humshakals is as good a tribute to Jim Carey n kishore Da as much as rgv ki aag was to sholay.Public verdict after watching Himmatwala : "This is the worst film we have ever seen." Sajid Khan : Challenge Accepted. *Makes #Humshakals*On TV, watch World cup Soccer; At Movie theaters, watch Sajid Khan's "Shocker." The choice is yours!A bravery award should be given to #RiteishDeshmukh for being a part of every #SajidKhan movie till date. Wait .. Or .. :-/ #Humshakals#Humshakals released today. Stay at home. Lock the doors, or #SajidKhan may drag u to the theater & make u watch his another masterpiece.People watching #Humshakals and tweeting their disappointment with the movie is like slapping yourself and then crying for it.When sum1 tries to tickle ur tummy n force u 2 laugh but u still end up grimacing wid splitting headache,dats a really bad news #Humshakals #Humshakals becomes the top contender for the Golden Kela Awards to be held later this year.